In keeping with the great, discussion starting articles The (Very Controversial) Top 10 Most Handsome Cleveland Cavaliers of the Past Decade by Tony Hartman and The (Very Controversial) Top 10 Most Handsome Pittsburgh Penguins of the Past Decade by Chris Fafalios, it’s time to tackle another team that’s near and dear to my heart, the Pittsburgh Steelers.
10. Brett Keisel
The lumberjack look is in right now, and it’s hard to get much more lumberjacky without actually chopping down some trees.
9. Willie Reid
Willie Reid looks a little like Mo Williams, who looks a lot like John Legend. Any questions?
8. Shaun Suisham
He has boyish good looks and a foot that isn’t attached to Jeff Reed, what’s not to love?
7. The Batch Brothers (they’re not related)
Charlie (top) and Baron (bottom) both had the last name of Batch. One was a symbol of consistency, reliability, and loyalty, the other’s first name was Baron. But he was an artist, and who doesn’t love an artist?
6. Willie Parker
No matter how fast you are, you can’t outrun being this handsome.
5. Antonio Brown
Arguably the best wide receiver in the game right now, and definitely one of the most handsome.
4. Daniel Sepulveda
The body of a linebacker with the leg of a monster, but let’s be honest, you don’t trade up in the third round for a punter unless he can hold his own in a handsome-off against THEE Taylor Lautner from Shark Boy and Lava Girl.
3. Emmanual Sanders
Between him and Antonio Brown, how can one draft be so handsome?
2. Mike Tomlin
A leader of men with leading man looks. Don’t think he has leading man looks? Ask Omar Epps.
1. Troy Polamalu
There aren’t many lists Troy doesn’t deserve to be at the top of, and this is one of the most deserved.
Honorable Mention: Hines Ward